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@danjan13: Empty out and clean a mace container.
Fill with water
Stare into the eyes of your enemies as you spray your own eyes and never blink

Empty out and clean a mace container. 
Fill with water
Stare into the eyes of your enemies as you spray your own eyes and never blink

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