@JasonLastname: End a boring conversation by opening an umbrella in their face
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@leechee420: Screaming out "BOOM PREGNANT!" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be.
@weinerdog4life: Literally thousands of chameleons in your house right now and you don't even know it.
@kcmoore51: Does everyone have that ONE follower who will Fav the hell outta every RT...but wouldn't even piss on your own tweets if they were on fire?