@nice_mustard: endless breadsticks. bottomless fries. yawning abyss of onion rings. HOWLING DESOLATE CHASM OF POTATO SKINS
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@TrueTorontoGirl: Dave: I don't want to sound stupid.... Me: Then stop right there and say nothing.
@roostermustache: Me: yah after the car accident i can barely raise my arm Lawyer: how high could u raise it before Me:*raises arm over head* like this high
@rachaelkelly18: I love how coffee tricks me into believing I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes
@JesKeepSwimming: I'm sorry if I looked interested. You probably caught me fantasizing about bacon.