@THK1965: Enemas make shit happen. No seriously.
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@StellaRtwot: I never make my guests take their shoes off at the door because it takes them longer to get out when I want them to leave.
@myonlymizztake: I got a text from an unknown number that said "Game on." It's either a wrong number, or someone wants to wear my skin like a suit.
@junejuly12: Still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about my love note that was passed to the wrong boy in kindergarten.