@THK1965: Enemas make shit happen. No seriously.
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@daemonic3: Stopped drinking coffee 3 days ago, and feel less and less addicted to caffeine with every new cup of my own pee.
@WheelTod: A guy I know got bitten by a radioactive bedbug. He spent 3 weeks in a coma, but when he came round again he was able to fold a fitted sheet
@gabemakesmusic: I was kicked out of karate class today for describing everything the instructor did as "senseitational"