@goulden_eye: Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. LOL just kidding it was double homicide.
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@junejuly12: Ever get home, look at your hair in a mirror, and wonder how many small children you terrified while you were out
@notacroc: [1st date] Her: we should keep religion out of this *religion gets up & leaves the table* Me: see what u did? *I get up and chase after it*
@gazg74: I'd totally shake what my momma gave me but abandonment issues aren't really a tangible physical manifestation.....