@MichaelGoffLA: "Engagement" can mean either planning to marry or initiating combat. Coincidence?
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@jake_lach: Holy shit. I just realized this sales kid is treating me this way because he thinks I'm old
@LizHackett: I overheard a dad at Starbucks tell a kid not to tell Mom he got a cake pop for breakfast, so I guess I'm part of their web of lies now too.
@waydybee: Sometimes i think my life sucks. Then i look at the lives of others. Then it hits me. My life does suck!!
@LuvPug: I guess a good thing that would happen to me if the zombie apocalypse ever occurred is that I'd finally start running