@MichaelGoffLA: "Engagement" can mean either planning to marry or initiating combat. Coincidence?
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@rachelle_mandik: Autocorrect turned your lynch mob into a lunch mob? Maybe if you ate something you wouldn't be so angry.
@PaulyPeligroso: I stash my weed in the middle of a bunch of Russian nesting dolls so when the cops are searching for it they give up like after 5 dolls.
@curlycomedy: I like when players of opposite teams hug after the game as if to say, "We're all so very, very rich."