@Jake_Vig: [engineer looking at blueprints]
"Well, here's your problem right here. You built this thing on rock and roll."
![[engineer looking at blueprints]
“Well, here’s your problem right here. You built this thing on rock and roll.”](/cache/98372.jpg)
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