@boxergraphix: #Itssocoldthat..A streaker froze in mid-streak! The town council just stuck a plaque on him and pretended he was a Greek statue until spring

@TheBoydP: I don’t understand how anyone could be a grave robber. How do you steal a six foot hole?

@SurgicalTurtle: ME: [screaming into the void] THE VOID: please untag me from this thread

@De_ja_vu_who: I peel my underwear off as you watch me & then hand it to you, Smiling You know what's coming next.. It's your turn to do the laundry

@stevevsninjas: everybody's a toughguy until they have to use a screwdriver overhead for two minutes