@tylerschmall: England's gonna have a rude awakening when they go to war and all their knights are actors and musicians.
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@TheTweetOfGod: The platypus is what happens when you take a perfectly good concept and send it to network executives for notes.
@XplodingUnicorn: I made my 4-year-old sit at the table till she finished her lunch It took her 3 hours She was so excited to be done Then I served dinner.
@AGreaterMonster: LOL at the neighbor kids who didn't realize I keep my piranhas in the hot tub.