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@HeyJennyConway: English: i before e, except after c.
Science: Ummmm, No.
@LuckoftheDraw86: I'm THIS MANY drunk!!
*holds up waffle*
@lasergirl70: "Always wear a pretty bra. The worst case is nobody sees it."
~ Not an old Irish proverb
@imasmartass37: I caught someone stalking me so I stalked them right back.
It got awkward sitting in the same tree staring at each other.
@rickkondell: Things that don't kill bees:
1. Furniture polish
@Pat_Bren: Hey, Sean Bean, it's either pronounced Shaun Baun or Seen Bean. You can't have it both ways.