@mommywhines: Enjoyed 3 minutes and 42 seconds of extra sleep this morning by letting my kids stay up 5 hours past their bedtime
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@ixix82: Me: "Relax. Make conversation, let them get to know you." Also Me: "The longest tape worm ever found inside a human body was 82' in length."