@bigmacher: "Enjoying your day off?" - what Jewish people say to each other on Christmas.
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@ThePocketJustin: Sheryl Crow: This ain't no disco. This ain't no country club either. Sheryl Crow - The world's worst archaeologist.
@tackoftheJar: *Sandra Bullock floating around in the background of all the new Star Wars movies*
@truegritrumble: ME:John's coming over for dinner. WIFE:Work John or Been to Europe John? JOHN:*from outside* This door reminds me of one I saw in England.