@robdelaney: Enrages me when I see guys using cute dogs to pick up chicks. It's like, why did I have kids.
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@yoyoha: Are there any police officers willing to come to my house in uniform and tell my kids that not listening to me is against the law
@ipalatsky: An old Russian wisdom: Tell me who your friends are, And I'll tell you what you'll be charged with.
@anthonyzach: Neighbours described the United Kingdom as a "quiet, well-mannered country" that "kept itself to itself".