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@thatUPSdude: Ever notice how loud the sound of a beer can opening up is at the gym.
@Tommytoughstuff: "Let's check in with Ted our correspondent in the field."
Ted: "Hey Bob I've been in this field for about an hour, and I'm super bored."
@Kyle_Lippert: A female contestant is on Wheel of Fortune. "Give me a D" she says. "She wants the D" Pat Sajak says & then high fives the camera man.
@robfee: Everyone in horror movies:
It was probably just the wind.
*Ghost flies across room*
Just the wind.
*Dog gets cut in half*
@Lama911: Flight to Vegas...guy in front of me has a bouquet made up of dollar bills. Pro Tip: That stripper will never marry you bro.