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@flashember: [Enters baby room late at night]
*flicks switch*
[baby's got a raccoon in a headlock]
"What the-"
DAD CLOSE THE DOOR THIS PUNK OWES ME MONEY

[Enters baby room late at night]
*flicks switch*
[baby’s got a raccoon in a headlock]
“What the-”
DAD CLOSE THE DOOR THIS PUNK OWES ME MONEY

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