@Reverend_Scott: Imagine trying to explain Captain America: Civil War to Abraham Lincoln.

@titusbb: I hate when someone asks me where I see myself 5 years from now when I don't even remember where the hell I was 2 days ago.

@JohnHilsen: Galadriel told Frodo only he could destroy the ring. Smokey Bear said only YOU can prevent wildfires. Frodo did his job; did you do yours?

@DadandBuried: I like having multiple children because that way if one doesn't happen to be screaming there's always another around to pick up the slack.

@Lola_Areola: Which herbal tea goes best with heroin?