@envydatropic: Someone told me I was "good people" and I replied "OMG you can hear them too?"

@iamjeffsloan: I'm so progressive, I lock the car doors when white people walk by.

@RandomAntics: Maybe being fat isn't bad, it just sounds awful because we say 'morbidly obese'. Let's switch it to 'cheerfully obese' and see what happens.

@WheelTod: I was the beast man at my sister's wedding, and there isn't a day goes by that I don't wish that that was a typo.

@Cyd10e: We now live in an age where we rely on technology for even mundane tasks. Think about it. Some of you likely need GPS to find your backyard.