@KevinFarzad: ENTRY-LEVEL JOB OPENING: Minimum 3 years exp required. Must speak 4 languages, have 2 Olympic medals & a reference letter from Barack Obama.
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@Scdavis24: Two things I will never understand the appeal of: 1) Open relationships 2) Hairless cats
@Humor_Fetish: There's no human I hate more than the attendant in the bathroom at bars. Bro, I can handle this portion of my day ASSISTANCE FREE.
@shutupmikeginn: Job Posting: local pond looking to hire tadpole, must have previous experience as frog