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@jjhartinger: ER Dr: What are you doing?
Me: I'm decorating.
ER Dr: Why?
Me: According to my bill I live here now.

ER Dr: What are you doing?
Me: I’m decorating.
ER Dr: Why?
Me: According to my bill I live here now.

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