@Pappiness: Eric Trump said the Syria strike was swayed by a "heartbroken" Ivanka. He also pouted that dad has never bombed a country for him.
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@BriarSly: Question: If a King runs a Kingdom...& an Emperor runs an Empire... Who runs a country?
@sad_tree: Lettuce is like that friend you only hang out with in a group with other friends. "Hang out? Who else is coming?Ham? Great. I'll be there."
@BrosConfessions: "As a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear are " I haven't started either"