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@meganamram: Show me on this doll where the bad man gave you a skewed perspective of a female body
@notalogin: Girl are you a prescription from my doctor 'cause you might be good for me but I can't read you at all.
@SortaSarcastic: Someone invented a yoga mat that rolls itself. If that person reads this tweet, I have a fitted sheet I'd like for you to look at.
@shkeeber: Me: Objection! The plaintiff is a bologna sandwich! Judge: What? M: I plead insanity. J: You're a juror. Me: Can I go? J: No. M: OBJECTION!