@ItsAndyRyan: 'Escalator' is what He-Man's enemy is called in Spain.
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@Manda_like_wine: What's the proper salutation to use when writing a resignation letter to your children?
@Brianhopecomedy: My wife said that we need to have a talk after my 2 year old goes down for a nap so I filled her sippy cup with Red Bull.
@bridger_w: For a moment I thought it was Saturday, but then I realized it's actually Sunday. The good news is now I have a story to tell at parties
@jackiembouvier: Thank you, baby Jesus for helping my favorite sports team instead of saving people from a tsunami. You must really love baseball.