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@crunchenhancer: What's the difference between carbon monoxide and spouses? Carbon monoxide is a silent killer.
@Kimpulses: You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.
@aveuaskew: " I made my famous dip for the office party" You're a regular Abe Lincoln. "But he wasn't a chef" Exactly