@girlontapas: Establish dominance by licking the spoon and then putting it back in the mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving dinner.
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@JazzJazzybc: Lord, give me patience because if you give me strength then I'm gonna need some bail money on the side.
@Dallani: Yes, 911?... Yeah, this guy is wearing green-colored skinny jeans and he has a really hot girlfriend. So do I judge him...or her?
@OfficeofSteve: If you forget what it's like to talk on a Pay Phone, just lick the handle of a shopping cart