@girlontapas: Establish dominance by licking the spoon and then putting it back in the mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving dinner.
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@dafloydsta: Dear Stephanie on Facebook, I do not care that you are watching The Breakfast Club. I only want to know what channel it's on.
@junejuly12: I wonder if this guy ahead of me in line would mind if I pulled his jeans up for him.
@hippieswordfish: DATE:[texting friend] he keeps comparing stuff to athletes ME: *returning from bathroom* man they got the michael jordan of toilets in there