@Manda_like_wine: Eternal damnation for the sorry acquaintance who cons you into watching his favorite film and keeps looking to see if you're reacting.
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@Rschooley: How dare Beyonce bring symbols of past racial strife into popular music performance!!
@ItsAndyRyan: A thief has removed all the motorway signs in Yorkshire. Police are currently trying to find Leeds.
@1Happytwit: You should never bribe someone to get what you want. You should blackmail them, it's cheaper and much more effective.