@Manda_like_wine: Eternal damnation for the sorry acquaintance who cons you into watching his favorite film and keeps looking to see if you're reacting.
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@notalogin: Almost every branch of science has a pseudoscience associated with it: chemistry and alchemy, astronomy and astrology, math and economics...
@YayForJam: Anyone who's voice doesn't jump a few octaves when talking to a puppy probably kills people for a living
@melibuff: I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness.