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@NeinQuarterly: Europe. Made in Germany.
@boring_as_heck: SATAN: I will tempt you into leaving the desert
JESUS: Oh yeah I can't wait to get back to the place where everyone hates me and has leprosy
@TheTweetOfGod: Keep your friends close and your asthma inhaler closer.
@Dishy2101: Car next to me in liquor store parking lot has a family sticker. She has SEVEN kids.
I better get in there quick! She's gonna buy it all.
@FunnyJokeBook: Why do pretty faces happen to bad people?
@phalguy: My girlfriend's ex won't leave her alone.
I'd drive there and do something about it if my wife would just give me the keys.