@notchyos: Even a broken clock is right twice a day, unless it lives with a woman
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@iGreenMonk: I got a dog and named it "Twenty Miles". This way I can tell people that I walk twenty miles everyday.
@juliussharpe: I'll vote for whichever candidate promises to get rid of banner ads that move when you scroll down.
@MadcapsTPS: Yes I brought my own shot glasses and started a party at my table, but is that really a reason to throw someone out? Worst library ever.
@MandiAtRandom: A car almost ran into me and I screamed "WOAHHHHHH THERE BUCKAROO" I could have died and those would have been my last words