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@CopBroughtPizza: "even if my client did kill his wife, think of the 7.4 billion people he DIDN'T kill."

- my first and last day as a defense attorney

“even if my client did kill his wife, think of the 7.4 billion people he DIDN’T kill.”

– my first and last day as a defense attorney

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