@SadPeruna: Even if you don't pay, they'll usually let you go through a car wash at least once a day without a car.
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@_davidlucas_: I enjoy long walks away from co-workers who say "Hey ya gotta watch this 10 minute YouTube video".
@drinksmcgee: 8: What's a VCR? Me: It played video tapes. 8: Video Tapes? M: Like cassettes. 8: Cassettes? M: Like an older CD. 8: CD? M: *pours bourbon
@AndyAsAdjective: *personally visits the 7 friends who continually trap me in a rather chatty text message group & punches each of them in the face*