@Zombie_Kitv2: Even in a suit, Matthew McConaughey looks like he's just been rescued after two weeks lost in the desert.
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@dinokitten: "Dude go make the first move on her!" "Okay fine, but I'm not too sure what I'm doing." *approaches girl* "Knight to f3"
@LurkAtHomeMom: If anyone has a solid 3 hours on their hands, my 6 year old has a story about Pikachu he'll tell to anyone who is willing to listen.
@fro_vo: God: where's your horn Unicorn: i sold it for drugs God: throw this fucken horse in jail --the invention of zebras
@shutupmikeginn: Astronauts are cowards, why don't you stay down here and face earth's problems like a man