@Lipgloss_Nerd: Even in the darkest moments there's always a light at the end of the tunnel, but yours will probably be an oncoming freight train.
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@kelkulus: Apple has solved laptop theft by making them obsolete by the time thieves get out the door.
@frankzulla: "Ohhh, a knife! What are you gonna do, stab me or something?" - Guy about to get stabbed bad
@Phook75: If you're ever in a room where a doll should happen to come to life it would be prudent to leave that room
@Marlebean: I'm nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.