@CherBear162: Even my cats are sick of the snow..They meow to go out..I open the door..and they freeze and look at me like "WHY is this shit still here?"
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@SamuelHLowe: I've always wanted to buy 2 coffees, take them to a crime scene & while handing 1 to the officer in charge ask, "So, what do we have here?"
@sixthformpoet: How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I've just had six and I feel terrible.
@BisHilarious: One time I stayed in a relationship three months longer than I should've because the person had a flattering mirror in their apartment