@kumailn: Even the name "OK Cupid" sounds like you're telling love to, like, settle down.
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@MUMSIEesq: If my 3YO's fortune was "you will eat the paper inside the cookie and then cry about it for 2 hrs," this Chinese restaurant is VERY accurate
@IamEnidColeslaw: welcome to Olive Garden! when you're here, you're family. sit up straight. have you gained weight? why can't you be more like your sister
@KentWGraham: We didn’t have child safety seats when I was young. My dad would put a couple of us in the trunk if it meant not taking two cars.
@juliussharpe: I wish Bond movies gave a more realistic view of his jet lag and traveler's diarrhea.