@kumailn: Even the name "OK Cupid" sounds like you're telling love to, like, settle down.
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@emmaberen: with absolutely zero exaggeration I think I can say that this is the funniest thing I have ever seen
@notalogin: *Giant boulder slowly crushes several hundred cats* Guy who's about to invent the bagpipes: Hey, this gives me an idea!
@iGreenMonk: A boy met a girl She:Every time u smile, I feel like inviting u to my place He(smiling):Why thank u.. are u single? She:No, I'm a dentist