@MikeCanRant: Even though I'm a guy I still get nervous when I pee on a pregnancy test.
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@ThRealBallsDeep: *Makes sure the new girl at work sees how much pineapple I eat at lunch* *winks*
@daemonic3: [interview] So what makes you qualified to be an x-ray technician? Superman: Are you being serious right now?
@living_marble: MEN: we're gonna stop flirting at work and giving unasked-for hugs WOMEN: great MEN: wait, no, you don't understand, those were threats