@MikeCanRant: Even though I'm a guy I still get nervous when I pee on a pregnancy test.
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@MommaUnfiltered: Sorry I’m late, I was chasing a pasta noodle around the sink w/ the faucet sprayer and lost track of two hours.
@yourpencilskirt: No I don't think you're stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking
@thenatewolf: *I hold my date's hand for the first time* Date: I've got butterflies in my stomach Me: same. I ate A LOT of butterflies before this