@Sarcasticsapien: Even though my dad is a Trump supporter I let him borrow my car because I'm a good person. I mean, I'm going to report it stolen, but still.
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@attsmcjay: I'd imagine the only thing worse then getting your period is not getting your period.
@cortronic: It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own "Don't Feed the Animals" rule.
@adamrensch: Kuwait a minute. Yemen to tell me if Iraq up this war debt Iran the economy into Syria's trouble? Oman, can someone tell me if this Israel?