@TheAlexNevil: Even with a college education, the first thought that comes to mind when I know something bad is about to happen is “ruh roh.”
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@SteveSuckington: Van Gogh's girlfriend: my dearest Vincent, lend me your ear Him: cuts ear off Her: I just wanted u to listen to me Him: nah, I'm good
@therealeatwood: SATAN: Turn these stones into bread JESUS: No SATAN: Turn them into raspberry swirl cheesecake JESUS: [clenching eyes shut] No
@Mindless4Miles: Me: "Breath mint?" Her: "Sure." M: "Don't mean to offend." H: "None taken." M: "Great. Good to hear. Care for a push up bra?"
@iMikosnyc: Tonite on House Hunters: Jill wants 4 bedrooms, granite countertops and a home spa. Bob wants to be stabbed in the driveway.