@Gowitty: Evening News is where they begin with 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
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@Brampersandon_: [doing a sexy skype chat] GF: show me urs & I'll show u mine ME: mmm baby I can't wait *we both lower our cams to show each other our dogs*
@i_wantMyBiitch: I wish my new best friend from Spain came with subtitles, because pittbull only taught me uno do tres cuatro...
@_Tempo11: I wonder if my dog gets embarrassed when I give him kisses in front of other dogs at the park.