@Gowitty: Evening News is where they begin with 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
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@Stuccoman1: The way my dog maintains eye contact while taking a dump is unsettling. Can't he read a magazine like a normal dog?
@TheBoydP: Show me someone who says they like all types of music and I will show you someone who has never been on hold before a conference call.
@drinksmcgee: Knuckle Tats (I) (H)(A)(V)(E) (W)(A)(Y) (T)(O)(O) (M)(A)(N)(Y) (F)(I)(N)(G)(E)(R)(S)