@Stuccoman1: The way my dog maintains eye contact while taking a dump is unsettling. Can't he read a magazine like a normal dog?
@TheBoydP: Show me someone who says they like all types of music and I will show you someone who has never been on hold before a conference call.
@drinksmcgee: Knuckle Tats
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@daemonic3: This cat poop tastes like I'm about to get yelled at.
-- Dogs
@Hey_Sascha: Nothing is quite as scary as hearing your doorbell ring on the same night you made a blood sacrifice to the dark lord.
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