@Gowitty: Evening News is where they begin with 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
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@LurkAtHomeMom: Marriage Tip: If your husband is watching golf, show him you're interested by repeatedly asking "why doesn't our lawn ever look that nice?"
@WHEREISWALTJNR: I want to be featured on the news and the caption below me to read *unintelligible screaming*.
@JohnLyonTweets: Apparently a guy named George Martin leaked all the main plot points of the next season of Game of Thrones in some books he published. Jerk.