@sucittaM: Eventually we'll all just have one app on our phones that electrocutes you when you stop looking at it.
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@AaronFullerton: USA: "Hey nachos, today's your big day!" Nachos: "What about Cinco de Mayo?" USA: "What'd you just say?" Nachos: "Nothing."
@SteveKoehler22: When your wife asks you to dig a hole for her shrub- She'll feel threatened if you make it large enough to hold a body. I know this now.
@crushingbort: shall I compare thee to a summer's day/ its very rude to not respond/ why not/ good luck finding anyone on here with that attitude/