@sucittaM: Eventually we'll all just have one app on our phones that electrocutes you when you stop looking at it.
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@catcerveny: As my mother-in-law and I fight to the death for her son's love, I sometimes think to myself, "This may be the worst prize ever."
@iAmGolfy: Instead of "Who's your daddy?" I accidentally said "How's your daddy?" and we put our clothes back on and discussed her father's cholesterol
@WritePlay: I always assumed the movie "Grease" got its title from how those characters managed to fit into those pants.