@sucittaM: Eventually we'll all just have one app on our phones that electrocutes you when you stop looking at it.
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@robdelaney: I'm so sweaty at all times I think it would be biologically accurate to call me amphibious.
@50NerdsofGrey: 'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
@PJTLynch: Buy your kids a tortoise. Then when you're elderly, they'll already have 40 years' experience feeding & loving something that barely moves
@thatUPSdude: Can't figure out if my dad is defusing a bomb or trying to answer his cell phone. It's tense! "The green one dad, not the Red one!"