@CMFC99: Eventually you're going to achieve self awareness in a padded cell, staring at your palm, realizing twitter was just all your personalities
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@5hael: All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream
@DirtMcTurd: A man started choking in the line at Wendys today. Luckily the manager jumped into action... And opened another register
@platinum2000: If you dropped two noodles on the floor, they would probably resemble my name more than my signature does...