@Jandalize: Ever accidentally turn off your alarm instead of hitting the snooze button and wake up two days later?
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@TheDailySchmuck: 1995: one day the Internet will allow all people access to the full breadth of human knowledge. 2016: *watching cat videos*
@IvoryGazelle: Jesus: *picks up bread* this is my body Jesus: *picks up wine* this is my blood Jesus: *picks up eggplant* i think we allll know what this is lol yea