@FSUSteve: Ever been in the middle of writing a great tweet and think, did I just run someone over?
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@Storminika: It's not cool to skip on dating someone who talks funny -- just because your english is gooder than theirs be.
@nishadtrivedi: What they're actually saying is "I can't even [finish this sentence due to the complexities of being a white girl on the existential level]"
@moooooog35: Lady at the dollar store checked to see if my $20 was fake. Like if I could counterfeit money I'd be shopping at the dollar store.
@joeljeffrey: I have a stalker now and it's super creepy. She shows up wherever I go... her house, her job, the women's restroom. I don't know what to do.