@robyn_vo: Dad: HEY come here, did you go to school with this guy on tv?
Me: Dad, that's Spongebob Squarepants
Dad: Must've been in your sister's class
@KoKeniSasquatch: Thanks to this face I've been forced to work on my personality and wit for decades.
@StaciedeNOLA: If I were a rapper I'd write a lyric like "Get money, make cupcakes. Must be winter 'cuz I be frosting," and my pseudonym would be One-Zee.
@amishschool: My mother talks into the phone like a combat soldier calling in air support.
@Classy_Cassy89: 45 min phone call w/8yo nephew:
Aunt Cassy, there are 206 bones in the human body!Want me to name them?1.Cranium 2.Mandible 3.Scapula...
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