@turkeyheadmac: Ever noticed how fast people walk across the road when you don't apply the brakes
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@Marlebean: A "clear memory" button, but for my brain. And while we're at it, a "delete cookies" button, but for my thighs.
@sarah1mc: I should probably see someone about my mental health, like a drug dealer or bartender or something.
@GinRumMe: History: delete Pics: delete Texts: delete Kik: delete "Why yes, you can use my phone for a second."