@turkeyheadmac: Ever noticed how fast people walk across the road when you don't apply the brakes
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@lilgapeach30: It's like my daddy always says...if you can't beat 'em, arrange to have 'em beaten.
@OohSnapItsChris: Party Questions by age 1-12: Will there be a Bouncy House? 17-20: Will there be alcohol? 22-27: Theres no kids right? 30+ Who's bday is it?
@Gooooats: Sometimes I correctly spell a word I expected to spell incorrectly and then I type some gibberish to make sure spellcheck is still working.