@chrisanna4real: Ever since Crystal signed my yearbook in 4th grade, all of my summers have been rad and I haven't changed, just like she asked.
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@birbigs: I like the show on fox news where there are 4 conservative idiots yelling at one liberal idiot.
@SissiSay: Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers. That is probably the reason mothers cry at weddings.
@The_JRM: There's a woman here who, by the amount of makeup on her face, fought with a rainbow - and lost.
@yonewt: I know someone who puts raisins in meatballs so don't even try to talk to me about psychos