@wolfpupy: ever since i put all my eggs in one basket i have received unsolicited egg advice, you dont know my life, you dont know what im all about
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@Gooooats: I think this coworker I’ve been working with for 13 years is starting to suspect I don’t know his name.
@thenatewolf: YOU: I feel so much better since I started eating more fruits and vegetables. ME: [lighting a french fry like a cigarette] You're weak.
@daemonic3: *is somehow finally able to leave Hotel California* FRONT DESK: ok that will be $382,197,067.92