@wolfpupy: ever since i put all my eggs in one basket i have received unsolicited egg advice, you dont know my life, you dont know what im all about
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@ibid78: Birds do it, bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's fly headfirst into a plate glass window.
@2tickytacky: He told her that trees blossom in her presence. What he meant was that she scares the sap back up into them.
@Tmoney68: Just saw a man wearing a pager. Apparently, he's expecting a very important call from someone in 1994.