@ibid78: Ever since we lowered our ceilings here at the shipyard, sails have gone through the roof.
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@better_off_dad: Doctor: What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry? Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok?
@blainecapatch: whenever god closes a door he opens a window because he's taking a pretty nasty shit in there.
@Mom_Overboard: At Dunkin Donuts- 8: Can I get choc. milk? Me: We have that at home. 8: We have coffee at home too... Me: WHO TAUGHT YOU LOGICAL THINKING?!