@ibid78: Ever since we lowered our ceilings here at the shipyard, sails have gone through the roof.
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@papasuncle: ATM is telling me I have insufficient funds. Worst part is I was just walking by minding my own business.
@MBittersweet25: You tell me to get off my high horse? Why dont you tell the damn horse to stop getting high all the time.. His drug problem isn't my problem
@Robert_Beau: You know you're getting old when your decision to sleep with someone is mostly based on the quality of their mattress and pillows.