@VerifiedDrunk: Ever talk to someone so stupid you can actually hear them misspelling words?
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@longwall26: A werewolf is chasing you. You're on a Segway. The werewolf is too. Both batteries are dying, and the chase gets slower and slower.
@alispagnola: "What character would I like to see throwing up in a parking lot?" -How I pick my Halloween costume