@markydoodoo: Ever try spreading really cold butter on toast? I'm like the human version of that.
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@ScottLinnen: WHAT are birds so happy about at 7am? What? Oh, right. Pooping while airborne. Good one.
@Hurly_Burly: Annie, are you ok? You sure? Cool That's how long that song would've lasted if I sang it.
@jackmackenroth: People are always impressed to find out that I got my PhD at 17 but anything is possible if you work hard enough and lie.