@LOsepyan: Ever wonder how the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow?
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@Home_Halfway: I really want to rent a hot air balloon. Or at least a moderately attractive air balloon with a great personality.
@FussySaffa: Adorable idea. Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yoghurt called Debbie
@cervixsmash: Psychiatrist cannibal by day, pop star singing sensation by night Hannibal Montanibal