@LOsepyan: Ever wonder how the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow?
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@AbrasiveGhost: ME: What's this bit here? NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your résumé said you were a surgeon ME: My résumé says a lot of things
@GensPlace: I began writing full time 20 years ago. I've sold lots - my tv, my car, my jewellery...
@VerifiedDrunk: Getting marriage advice from a priest is like taking your lawn mower to Burger King to get repaired.