@E_lok44: Ever worry that spiders have 8 slippers to slap you with?
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@StellaRtwot: I like to yawn in front of people so they yawn and then I can say "You're tired I should go."
@iAmDelFreaky: Her: OMG! You didn't feed my cat while I was away? Me: Do you remember that time you didn't harvest my crops on FarmVille? Now we're even.
@TheWeirdWorld: I wonder how many medieval chefs were executed because the king’s food taster had food allergies
@EJGomez: bay: come over me: no you're a broad inlet of the sea where the land curves inward bay: my parents aren't home me: how are you talking