@E_lok44: Ever worry that spiders have 8 slippers to slap you with?
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@AskAuntieEm1: Answer your phone, "come in" just to mess with people once in a while. Count how many seconds it takes for them to respond.
@FatherWithTwins: By the time my 5yo is done with his dinner, it'll be time to start applying to colleges.
@outsmartedmommy: The doctor told me I need to rest so I dropped the kids off at his office & now he won't stop calling me as if that's going to help me rest.
@certifiable_end: My imagination ran away with me, but we're both out of shape and didn't get very far.