@cervixsmash: Every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. Stop this woman
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@Fred_Delicious: BREAKING: Pot calls kettle "black". "Racial tension at boiling point" says mayor of kitchen cupboard
@Fred_Delicious: Cool prank: lead 50 pugs to the top of a waterslide & send them down 1 by 1 as the parents waiting at the bottom get increasingly confused
@Darlainky: If you missed any of the most recent presidential debate, you can catch one side of it on any given Facebook friend's page.