@cervixsmash: Every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. Stop this woman
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@somelightcrying: [think of idiom] firing on all cylinders [post tweet w/ idiom + literal interpretation] mr. on all cylinders, ur fired [wait for 100+ faves]
@ColdPetRat: launch my dead body into space but not too far away. if my calculations are correct, i will win the public pool splash contest in 2076
@yonewt: It seems Bichon Frisé is a dog breed and not, as indicated in the recipe, a fancy salad green. We regret any confusion this may have caused.
@Xoolun: I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either.