@kolchak: Every Adele song is about lasagna.
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@Douchekevin: Told my girlfriend she should scream out 'my god you're huge'!! at her gynaecologist appointment to freak out the others in the waiting room
@ch000ch: (reads smudged writing on hand during date) i just want to say that u look really preffy tonight
@iwearaonesie: dad: Hand me that Phillips screwdriver me: *looking* dad: Isn't that a Phillips beside you? me: It says "Craftsman" dad: me: Are you crying?