@kolchak: Every Adele song is about lasagna.
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@Kyle_Raney: DATING TIP: Girls love sensitive guys. Loudly wince when she touches you. Re-apply sunblock 38 times. Bring up how often your gums bleed.
@GoldenSpirals: [At Vision Center] Receptionist: Which Doctor would you like to see? Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.
@QwertyJones3: This florist doesn't even know anything about floors, and he's acting like I'm the stupid one!